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311slightly laughing so much.%u201d She told him. %u201cSome of it might have... %u201c%u201cThen my carpet will be blessed with the oil of a Jasmine flower,%u201d he replied.%u201cI told you one of my memorable experiences. Now your turn,%u201d Jasmine said.%u201cWell, first of all, people weeing and pooping but not in a toilet is common in my range of experiences. Much of it is a human reaction to great stress on our biological systems. Childbirth causes that kind of reaction very often.%u201d%u201cI have never seen a baby born. Have you seen it a lot?%u201d Jasmine asked.%u201cMore than most people. But I tend to become involved only if the birth is likely to be difficult. I have only seen those. Lots of babies are born on a bed of poo or are pissed on as they%u2019re born. People, when they die, leave a similar mess.%u201d%u201cWe are just creatures like the birds and the animals,%u201d She said. %u201cWe%u2019re no different, I think. What oddities have you witnessed?%u201d%u201cIt%u2019s as insane as what you told me, I believe,%u201d he said. %u201cWe had a lady giving birth with her husband in attendance. She had complications as her vagina was too small to let the baby pass through. The staff had to cut her quickly or else the baby would have died. They did an Episiotomy to tear her open. The baby was delivered but the husband suddenly unzipped his flies, jumped on his wife shouting %u2018at bloody last%u2019 as he started... well... er... bonking her.%u201dJasmine fell off the chair in fits of laughter. Her reaction was infectious. Of course it was bloody funny.%u201cShe stopped laughing, sat up, and said, %u201cWhat did you do?%u201d%u201cNothing. We had to remove the baby before his body crushed it. He came as she ejected the afterbirth. It was surreal.%u201dThe Devil Drops By