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89over,%u201d he said.As they ate dinner, he explained his day, leaving out the more %u2018inappropriate%u2019 bits. But she wasn%u2019t missing anything.%u201cUm, how did you wash mum without getting water all over your clothes?%u201d She asked.%u201cI had to strip to my underpants. I changed them later,%u201d he replied.%u201cHa. I bet mum loved that enormously. You have to watch her, you know. She was a very promiscuous woman. She would have sex with anyone from the visiting tradesmen, to the headmaster of the school where she worked as a teacher.%u201d Tina told him.%u201cCrikey. What did your father think of that?%u201d he asked.%u201cDad? He was the bloody same. Both of them were sex on legs. It seems I come from a very promiscuous set of ancestors.%u201dHe smiled. %u201cI can feel myself walking into a rebuke here with my next question,%u201d he said.%u201cWhat? Do I carry their genes?%u201d She asked him with the same sparkling in her eyes as he%u2019d seen in her mother%u2019s.He nodded. %u201cMaybe,%u201d she said and carried on eating.She suddenly looked up and said, %u201cHas she asked you to have sex with you yet?%u201dIt took him by surprise. %u201cUm, no. She has been highly suggestive in all manners of speech, but no, not that.%u201d%u201cHow do you deal with her remarks?%u201d%u201cI say I%u2019m flattered that such a beautiful princess would compliment me so, or words to that affect and then get on with whatever I was doing.%u201d%u201cAnd if she persists?%u201d Tina asked, finishing her first glass of wine and pouring another out.The Carer